The Noisy Alchemist

The Noisy Alchemist

MAGA Badlands BTS

Making Alchemy Gold Again, in there like swimwear with 'Predator Badlands', and maniac BTS with the French.

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Feb 21, 2026
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It is true that we skipped Tuesday this week. I may also have skipped Sunday and Monday and while Wednesday did happen in the end, the pox held both offspring and myself in its thrall for a deathly span. I spent much of my time inside the dying hole working via home, from whence I could broadcast from a predominantly horizontal configuration. While we did not perform the ritual here, any real or imagined efforts to bring an end to our bloody embrace were but a pyrrhic victory, for I have endeavoured elsewhere to bring about a new era of noise and/or alchemy and I present the following, such as it is, as penance for my absence.


Available now exclusively via the TNA Store

The TNA store front is risen and the tee is back! I have had some comments that the featured rendition of Lemmy Cat is, if anything, too laid back but he’s evidently living his best life in this depiction and who am I to stop him? The accompanying advice is, I think, sound advice and that which I give my daughter daily on the drive to the place wot teaches you things. You can’t go wrong and if you do, I can be sure you were really listening. For those of you whom are truly far too cool for school and always have been, there’s a notebook for your “very important” and not at all compromising notes, as well as a mug shaped receptacle complete with fair warning.

If the most exciting thing about all of this was the fact that the shirt comes in either white or black, I could go and lie my weary body down but it can’t be because this is. I have long been of the opinion that whatever differences any one person might have from another person; be they predicated on racial difference, cultural difference, religious difference, sexual preference, gender, taste in music or daytime television, whatever…these are either reasons to celebrate the proverbial spice of life or they are nonsense divisions, devised to divide us.

that much talked about One Percent are screwing the rest of us here on Earth six ways from Sunday

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