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FTV : Rock & Pies and 5X5

A cosy lunch at The Barley Mow, toxic dance organ from The Rock & Roll Public Library, and the murderous apex of 5X5 strategy games...

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Mar 10, 2026
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From The Vault is The Noisy Alchemist’s ongoing reclamation program; preserving posts from the original TNA blog that ran for three years, from early 2018 until its shuttering in early 2021. Much of this content is no longer available anywhere else on the internet.

The following column, ‘Rock & Pies and 5X5’ was first published on 25.02.18 and has been reposted here in its entirety, in as close to its original format as possible without edit or amendment.

The preservation of existing visual elements and also of original links has been facilitated where possible. Where not possible, these elements may have been omitted or suitable replacements found. Tags may have been integrated.

Transmission follows.


I took a couple of peeps from the studio for a cosy lunch at the Barley Mow in Marylebone over the weekend. Their pie is not to be trifled with. The ale is good too. Moreover, they have two very private little garden sheds inside the bar. I am told these are commonly called ‘booths’ but are to all intents and purposes, in direct kinship with that most traditional of man-caves in their capacity for both plotting and quaffing. Buy a bigger set of pants and dig in.

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So blown away were we that we decided right there and then that ‘dance organ’ is a veritable thing.

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