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Salutations.

Welcome to our awkward corner of teh interwebs. If you have any interest whatsoever in music, film, fiction, photography, video games - whatever - then we should get along just fine. And If you can't behave.. be very, very clever.

Happy Alchemist!

Happy Alchemist!

Well I didn’t see that coming. Really, who knew? One year ago, we decided to put all of our things in one place, smash them together and see what happened. The result is pretty much what you’re looking at: A little lit’, some travel, buckets of vinyl, a liberal sprinkling of film, far too much TV and hella video games. We even ranted about pie on more than one occasion. Sure, there has been what some might call “refinement” and even “purification” but if we’re being honest and we should be, it’s as much of a mess as it ever was and that might just be worth celebrating.

you can feel good about the whole thing because they’re super green, made from organic cotton

So that’s just what we’re doing. Happy Birthday us! Along with the good folks at Teemill, may we present, SWEET OFFICIAL MERCH. Now - for a limited time only - you can grab a piece of TNA Year 1 history in your flavour of choice: Go gothic grey, radical red, mad mustard or (our personal weapon of choice) OG white. Shit’s sharp AF. Also, you can feel good about the whole thing because they’re super green, made from organic cotton in a renewable energy powered factory. And if you don’t believe us, they made a snazzy video so you can see where your noisy, alchemical threads come from. Check it.

there’s a new Store link in the main menu that provides direct pleasure forthwith

See? Snazzy, no? Like I said; grab ‘em while they’re hot because once they’re gone, they’re gone. If you’re looking for a more permanent route of access, Mr Z - technomancer of renown - has rigged you a new Store link in the main menu that provides direct pleasure forthwith. We’d be lying through our pearly whites if we said the past 365 days haven’t been fun. They really have and it’s been great to have you along for the ride.

Here’s to another great year of noise and stuff.

JD - TACOCAT

[Insane props to the ludicrously talented Empress of The Depths, Ms. Robin Vvolf for creating our very own tiny cat in his OG White TNA T-shirt. You’re Alchemist fam for life and you know it.]


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